Samuel

A rude term to use for an annoying white man.

Guy 1: That dude was so annoying
Guy 2: Yeah he's a right Samuel

by Monokum January 20, 2020

Samuel L Jackson

A new beer brand sponsored by the famous actor. First commercial ever aired on the Dave Chapelle Show.

Are you ready for the truth?... and I hope they burn in hell... crazy white boy muthafucka... may I have some of this soft drink to wash this down?...

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

samuel💣

samuel💣 is a horny mf who has no friends and is very desperate and i constantly begging girl for head when this ugly hasn’t had first kiss yet

oh no samuel💣 is trying to ask for head again

by downey monkey monkey 543 October 21, 2021

Dirty Samuel

v. and n. When a bowl is cashed in one's hand, then the ash is slapped and wiped on the victim's knee

v.) I dirty samueled your mom last night.
n.) Hand me a napkin, I gotta clean off this dirty samuel.

by JDubD October 24, 2007

Shmeel

A type of creature that is slowly becoming extinct. Most creatures are larger than the normal human but maintain the same shape. 80% are bearded and like to steal flowers.

Jim: Hey, Who's been playing in my garden
Parvez: Look at those footprints it can only be one thing
Jim + Parvez: A Shmeel

by illmatic13 May 11, 2010

Samuel

A lonely tramp who will never get a girlfriend because he plays COD to much.

He's such a Samuel!

by That Guy who cannot be named April 22, 2011

samuel

Sexy chubby kid who is into Minecraft, loves humping his curtains and eat Cheeto Puffs. He is also madly in love with any type of William.

Girl: Is that Samuel? He is so straight yet gay.
William: well that's my gay baby

by pettybitchfacehoe April 18, 2018