salt-rubber

One who makes cruel comments on an already frustrating or sad situation, thereby metaphorically rubbing salt into the wound. First use traced to Kristin W. Delli Carpini in NY in 2009

My dog died after 5 days in the doggy ICU.

Well, that's going to cost a fortune.

You salt-rubber.

by seymourbutz623 July 7, 2010

Salt Germ

A clump of salt and/or seasoning found in a bag of sunflower seeds.

Jake: Hey do you want the salt germ? I always wind up biting into them.

Sue: Sure.

by D*Nyce October 21, 2008

Salt the slug

To rub one's dick in salt so as not to infect it upon entry into a yeast-infected twat.

Dude, I heard there's a loaf of bread baking in that oven, you gotta salt the slug before you dive in.

by drzeug August 27, 2016

salt and pepper

When a white man and a black man get together in the same room, they play with each others penis's at the same time

Hey man wanna play salt and pepper

by Salt and pepper April 6, 2017

rubbing salt on the wound

Rubbing salt on the wound is a idiom when you make a matter worse or to make someone very unhappy

You are literally rubbing salt on the wound trying to say sorry to me

by crasher 1998 July 4, 2016

Take it with a grain of salt

regard something as exaggerated; believe only part of something.

No matter what that dude says, take it with a grain of salt.

by ATOMINE July 16, 2017

Bradley Griffin-Salt

A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.

<subject1> Oh look, there's Bradley Griffin-Salt!
<subject2> All Hail!

by Faithful Subject October 28, 2012