Swedish Troll

Lying on ones back, a person with testicles will put their legs together and pour swedish gravy over their testicles to simulate swedish meatballs. Some additional gravy will be used in the pubic hair above the penis. The hair is then spiked up like a troll doll's hair.
I heard Joe surprised Bryan with a Swedish Troll.

Zaq was unimpressed by Joe's attempt at a Swedish Troll.

"The Swedish Troll always leaves my testicles feeling sticky, but they smell great!" -Joe
by Skat Warlock July 24, 2024
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Swedish bikini

The swedish bikini is what all swedes wear going to the beach - nothing. No top or bottoms, just the birthsuit. It is considered typically Swedish to be naked on the beach and the phenomenon is spreading across the world
Bring your Swedish bikini - we’re going swimming!
by Annieotherday July 5, 2018
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Swedish whisper

Going down on a woman, but in a sweet sensual way.
After watching the notebook I gave my girl a Swedish whisper.
by DeeJayCee August 26, 2013
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swedish conditions

A state of being, lawless conditions.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.

High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.
We don't want swedish conditions in our country.
by Alexander4840 October 27, 2021
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Swedish

Love 🦄
I am so Swedish for you
by Nova87 November 6, 2018
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swedish milk

When you’re having anal and the guy pulls out so hard that shit gets suctioned out of the ass and then you vomit bc that shit is nasty. The aftermath is called Swedish Milk
Guy 1: you won’t believe what happened last night!
Guy 2: what???
Guy 1: let’s just say I have swedish milk all over my carpet....
by boxeshavefeelings July 4, 2018
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Swedish Harmonica

When a womans pussy lips are snipped off and sown to her asshole
The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica
by Fagbag 409 June 13, 2018
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