Swedish flicker gooning is the practice of putting multiple IKEA meatballs down your urethra until they reach the bladder. Once your bladder is filled you may now take the first flight to Malmö, Rosengård (Zlatan Ibrahimovic's birthplace). Upon your arrival you must go to the nearest bus stop and get on the first communal bus. Once on the bus you will need to sit next to a stranger and start aggressively sucking the meatballs out of your bladder. Once all of the meatballs are out of your urethra you may start to flick the tip of your penis and say "oh Zlatan Ibrahimovic bless all of Rosengård with my seed and cleanse it of all evil". When you finally reach climax you must scream like someone just brutally severed your limbs. This will be your best climax and you will not be able to top it, even if you try doing the same thing again.
Yooo, I tried Swedish flicker gooning this weekend and it was marvellous, have you tried it before?
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.
by Hduzk January 11, 2025
Get the Swedish flicker gooningmug. When you and a bunch of dudes take shifts similar to hockey on a girl. Usually a coach lets you know when your teamates in with a whistle
Hey John you wanna run a swedish line change on katie tonight?
Sure, but i dont wanna be 4th line like always...
Sure, but i dont wanna be 4th line like always...
by LittleDP January 29, 2016
Get the swedish line changemug. Guy 1: Yo did that guy just say sex?
Guy 2: Don't worry bro he just said 6 in Swedish
Gut 1: Oh okay
Guy 2: Don't worry bro he just said 6 in Swedish
Gut 1: Oh okay
by DykarDyksson October 6, 2023
Get the 6 in Swedishmug. When a Swedish man puts food in his foreskin and makes his partner eat it out while it smells like fish
by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025
Get the Swedish fishmug. by An Urban Librarian November 6, 2024
Get the Swedish marketplacemug. the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack
by Mustela February 6, 2023
Get the swedish card swipemug. by Swedish baster May 5, 2024
Get the Swedish bastermug.