KOCHIE SLOSHY

When you wake up to a sticky wet blowjob with the morning show on TV with David Koch staring you in the face

Wake up with a Kochie Sloshy - and get the news headlines while getting head.

by ^^!$#@ June 10, 2021

Getting sloshy

When you are feeling down and you are on the verge of suicide

"Yo dude, i think i'm getting sloshy."
"No mate, please don't give up, we are here for you"

by Basket of Dread July 1, 2021

cock sloshing

The unmistakable noise made when air introduced / expelled to a male horse’s cock sheath while loping

The horse has some loud cock sloshing today.

by Erotic yet scary noises October 6, 2022

Slavic Smosh

2 slavic people with ordinary slavic lives that love pierogi and struggle with getting rubles!

romanian 1: I STOLE SLAVIC SMOSH'S WINDOWS 98 PC, NOW THEY WILL NEVER FINISH THE EPISODE!

Anton: ZAMKNIJ SIE!

by SlavicSmosh December 22, 2022

Guac-slosh

Guac-slosh (v): To give a blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
Guac slosh (n): A blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosher (n): The person giving that "good slosh."
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.

Examples:
Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
Guac slosher (n): "He remarked flirtatiously, 'Come here you dirty little guac slosher.'"
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."

by Guac-sloshed Fr August 23, 2024

Alaskan Dicker-Slosh

This term is used when woman eats a mans testical while giving birth to a newborn baby.

Ooh, ALaskan Dicker-Slosh!

by JJSLIDA-JOYCONBOYZ November 29, 2023

The Funny Slosh

When you've drank a lot of liquid recently, so moving from a sitting to lying down position quickly, a water sloshing sound is audible

Don't lie down too fast or you'll get the funny slosh.

by Big Fei January 31, 2026