Scotty

One who is unable to comprehend the multitude of the current situation he is in. In layman's terms, it is safe to naturally assume he doesn't know.

Random tosser: Wait, your name's Scott. Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!

by djskein October 13, 2007

Top Me Off, Scotty

A term used when you are drinking something like milk or apple juice with company, but you want to act like you're in a fancy bar lounge. So instead of asking for your buddy to fill your cup again you just say "Top me off, Scotty!"

bruh 1 : "Top me off, Scotty"
bruh 2 : "After 12 years of this friendship you still don't remember my name"

bruh 2 : *fills cup while crying*

by sonovabitch April 13, 2015

shotty bottle

a plastic drinks bottle with 2 holes in it, a joint or better a blunt is poked into one of the holes, with your finger over the other hole suck gently and let the thick smoke accumulate in the bottle so it has a liquid look (this is known as creaming). when satisfied with the ammount of smoke in the bottle remove the joint and your finger and suck in, prepare to cough and feel burning

onlooker - mate that shotty bottle is so creamy your going to die

*creamer draws it into his lungs

creamer - cough cough cough

by ('-')¬s June 17, 2011

SPOTTED OWL

When you are having anal sex with a woman on the rag and you pull out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.

I was screwing a girl up the ass cause she was on the rag and as I was going to town, I saw her tampon string dangling in the air. I gave it a pull and slapped it onto her back, making bloody spots. There in my bedroom, the rare spotted owl made its appearance.

by Bernie: August 30, 2008

snotty pirate

this is a variation of the pirate...



When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye then punch her in the nose and then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the snotty pirate.

Dude i gave Kevo's sister the Snotty Pirate last night.

by pueblo December 11, 2008

shotty

A nicer way of saying shitty. Also means messy.

This shirt is sooo shotty.

Your bedroom is shotty, you should clean it.

by KWT March 28, 2005

sponty

An immediate arousal of the male sexual organ triggered by a pleasurable sight.

She dropped her drawers and I got a sponty!

by vernon September 25, 2003