see no crack hear no crack speak no crack.

A saying that some people have that means that they don't want to see and will not tolerate anyone's butt cleaveage.

When that plumber comes over I want it to be see no crack hear no crack speak no crack.

by Deep blue 2012 January 16, 2010

OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

what you say to somebody who has just flatulated.

by weave March 26, 2003

OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

When someone changes themself but is still a jerk.

Katie, oh speak to me ol' toothless wonder. Your voice has changed but your breath still smells the same. That's what I have to say about your "new persona"

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.

"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"

by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022

Speaking my alley

When you are speaking someone’s alley

Hey You are speaking my alley

by Yohoo117 December 14, 2022

National Speak With Images Day

April 27th is national speak with imaged day where you spend all day speaking with images

Person A: *Sends Image*
Person B: why are you sending pictures?
Person A: *sends screenshot of "National Speak with Images Day"*

by crusaderofthotpockets April 27, 2021

Speak Guitar

When one plays the guitar so beastly it is as if the player is speaking in another language. This usually occurs during major guitar solos or when serenading. This usually involves the use of guitar scales.

Dude! teach me how to speak guitar.

by Shaggyray January 12, 2011