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Smiley Joe

a person who works in a corporate environment constantly flashes the pearly whites everytime you see them. Sales person styled guy....Preferrably bearing treats or trinkets, even free lunch to brown nose and sale ideas. Mid 20s to 30s. Often driving a volvo, audi or small beamer.Always suited and booted to complete his smiley JOE image.
Bob the salesman from the printer company brought in bagels for the office. He really is a smiley Joe.
by Yahinas June 20, 2012
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Smild

Look at that smild, it's adorable!
by Fraria May 4, 2017
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smileyfikenation

A nation of soldiers led by instagram user “smileyfike” with the goal to protect Dominic Fike.
Omg twitter is draggingggg dom rn, someone call smileyfikenation!!!
by Smileytroop July 30, 2023
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Facebook Smile

A pouting, sneering facial expression used predominantly for social networking photographs that replaces the standard smile.
'Everytime she sees a camera she puts on her Facebook smile'.
by itsnotourfuture March 21, 2011
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German Smile

Japanese men do not refer to their pee hole as a Jap's Eye obviously.

Instead they refer to it as a German Smile.
'Holy shit Kenji, whats wrong?!'

'Ah crap, I got a pool cue stuck up my German Smile'
by Hazukisanify February 10, 2012
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All Smiles and Boners

The state of mind a male enters when he subconsciously has a sexual fantasy, usually in the middle of class, church, a movie, at dinner, or any other inappropriate time.

It isn't until about three minutes into this mental state that smiles and boners occurs within the male and he realizes that he has been having sexual fantasies for an extended duration of time.

The temporary phase usually lasts until the boner becomes obvious, someone notices the male's lack of attention, or some other stimulus draws the male out of his state of arousal.
I was all smiles and boners until an old lady said, "I see you staring at your dog's pussy."
by mourkeer August 13, 2012
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Auto-smile

The act of smiling automatically. A genuine smile that can not be suppressed because of happiness or excitement. An automatic reaction to smile.
"I just saw the cutest golden retriever puppy, and I totally auto-smiled all the way home!"

"I saw that cute guy/girl at the coffee shop and I don't know what it is about him/her, but I auto-smile when I see him/her."

"I know I've only been seeing him/her for a month, but I auto-smile every time I see a text from him/her."
by merlin88 February 18, 2013
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