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Synchronized Shitting

When you and your best buds shit together, at the same time.
Synchronized shitting really brought us closer together, man.
by reaganstump January 14, 2017
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free shitting

Free shitting is the art of litterally taking a shit wherever one damn well pleases. for example, you walk outside see a place you feel like taking a shit, so you remove your pants and force the shit out wherever you fucking want and walk on like a badass.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.

Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.

But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.
The Free Shitting man walked past our house, stopped on the footpath and within a matter of seconds there was a giant turd on the ground.

Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.
by esssssjaaayy March 9, 2018
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Plastic Shitter

A Porto Potty or portable toilet
Damn- that was the worst smelling plastic shitter I’ve ever been in!
by Brielle_Rose April 7, 2019
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Thunder-shitter

A word that describes either a massive twat or an unfortunate event
'Matthew you fat thunder-shitter'
'Curtis just went in the toilet and thunder-shat everywhere'
by SexyChinaGod March 12, 2020
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pack shitters

Term used by mainly high school students with nicotine addictions. To pack the shitters means to pack every goddamn stall with a bunch of studs. Once the shitters are packed and there aren’t any mommas boys or snitches around, the beauty’s then proceed to hand their vape devices normally Nords, Logics, Vypes or juuls Under the stall until all the boys get fat headys.
Hey boys, let’s go pack shitters quickly.
by Parazer April 14, 2020
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don shitty

Another word for “Hippie” or Any backpacker unt who drives & sleeps in an old scabby van. They look forward to saying the phrase namaste, & willingly accept other “Don Shittys” they also love dream catchers, crystals & Not wearing shoes.
Mike and Ben went to Byron bay for the weekend, “wow”, Ben remarked “I’ve never seen so many Don Shittys in my life” Mike replied, “reminds me of Nimbin a lot”
by Don Shitty Hater October 5, 2020
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Known Shitter

Someone who is a well-known/relevant member within a community due to their unfathomably egotistical personality. They will oftentimes have large egos but lack any sort of self-esteem. They also display a desperate craving for validation from their peers because they are physically incapable of having their own sense of self-worth.
Ever since that known shitter won the Fortnite World Cup, he hasn't shut up about it. He needs to go get some bitches or something.
by IMainSkyblock February 17, 2022
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