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carpet shopper

to search desperately on the carpet for any drug trace to get high off of.

I learned this term in drug rehab. Some people just cant stop getting high and they run out of crack, they are addicted so they search on the carpets to find little pieces just to get that high. Thus the term "carpet shoppers" is know in an addict's world.
Emily - "What are you doing on the floor?"

John- "I just really need some crack right now so i'm looking for pieces i could have dropped!"

Emily - "Oh John, you are such a carpet shopper!!!"
by addict09 September 11, 2009
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wet slipper

the act of throwing ones favorite slipper in the toilet.
I really feel like i want to wet slipper someone right now
by peanut and butter March 13, 2011
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serial shopper

people, who for psychological reasons, impulsively shop for at least three days in a row.
Suzanne: Let's go shopping today, Amber.

Amber: No. We went shopping the last five days. I am worried that you are a serial shopper.
by beewick November 15, 2011
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sinister sipper

Someone who commonly sips from a straw, often protruding from a beverage of various liquids.

One who sips sinisterly is considered extremely dangerous, take caution when approaching one in the wild.
man 1: dude, what is that thing?
man 2: i don't know, it looks pretty sinister
man 1: what is it sipping?!?
man 2: oh my word, it's a sinister sipper! run!!
by thesipper12345 September 2, 2012
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Golden Sipper

A person who sipp's on there beer all night without finishing.
The GOLDEN SIPPER is the person whom holds the title for doing this most frequently.

GOLDEN SIPPERS will often try and challenge others within the pack for a chance to rid the title, however strong research indicates that GOLDEN SIPPERS are unable to maintain there first and second sipp pace through the duration of the first beer.

Quite often a beer will reach the GOLDEN SIPPERS body temperature before they have finished the beverage as they have been holding it for such a long time. It if for this reason GOLDEN SIPPERS are often good at warming babys milk.
I gave Adam his first beer for the night and he just held it and sipped at it, before sneakily putting down the bottle half empty. He is such a GOLDEN SIPPER.

GUY 1: Adam tried to challenge me the other night to a drink off, thinking he could pass off the title as the GOLDEN SIPPER
GUY 2: Man that guy will be the GOLDEN SIPPER forever, he cannot drink. Pretty sure iv seen footage of him trying to keep up but he can't. One a sipper always a sipper.
by GUY1 April 12, 2013
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Ballerina Slippers

Any pair of high heel stilettos with a height of 5 inches or greater.
"Dude, check out the ballerina slippers on that chick!"
by alyssandra May 20, 2015
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Secret Sipper

An alcoholic that sneaks a drink when they think no one is looking. Usually hides bottles all around the house so they can get a drink whenever they need it.
“I think I smell alcohol on his breath it’s like 7:30 in the morning. Ohh he’s got bottles hidden all over the place, he’s a Secret Sipper”
by Capt_Quint October 8, 2015
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