Self mutilation

Self mutialtors often don't liek teh term 'self mutilation'.
People cut themself or burn tehmselves or otherwise harm themselves to get rid of emotions they can't let out. Often they can't cry so they cut. People who do cry and cut just cos their friends do are idiots.
Self hmutilators must not be forced into stopping, this really does not help.

Non cutter: Self harm is wrong
Cutter: It's not wrong, it's just the 'wrong way of going about things' (said bitterly)

by MCR ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 24, 2005

self-improvement

v.
Masturbation.
Now self-destruction...

Self-improvement is masturbation... Now self-destruction...

by dip June 29, 2004

self-fulfilling prophecy

When a false or true statement is said about someone enough times, it eventually becomes true.

If you call your girlfriend a bitch, she will become a self-fulfilling prophecy and act like a bitch.

by icehot15 October 17, 2014

self-ownage

Same as above, added related words

Darwinian awards are full of self-ownage

by DarkDuskX December 30, 2005

Self-promotion

Self-promotion isn't a recommendation because if you have to say it, it's more than likely not true.

Jerry - "I'm not here to brag but I have won over 30 business awards, been the manager of 3 companies and I'm only 23"

Paul - "Hey now, Self-promotion isn't a recommendation"

by TheSwineFlu August 18, 2011

self-sexual

One who is attracted to their self.
One who engages in mirror sex

Damn, Amy is so self-sexual, she always flirts with herself in the mirror.

by Honora July 7, 2006

self-serving

n. The act of masturbation.

Tom: So what happened to you last night?

Bill: Well, I couldn't get any action last night so i had to end up self-serving myself.

by CerberusC24 August 27, 2007