screw on feet

The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
by Burning blue soul July 29, 2017
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fruit snack screwed

when u get a pack of fruit snacks and the majority of them are yellows
My friend tim got fruit snack screwed
by arae91 December 29, 2010
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Tek Screw

A lazy way to describe a screw appropriate for a task of fixing. Used instead of properly bolting something
Can't we just tek screw it to the upright?
by BarryPseudo December 09, 2021
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screwing

shmexs
what else would it mean?
i mean yeah screwing stuff in to a wall i guess
"I was on my period whilst he was screwing me, when he pulled out it was red and white, so i gave him a Russian Popsicle to make up for the mess"
by not-a-racist December 20, 2022
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You're Screwed Theme

Any familiar music that plays associated with inevitable death.
Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.
by Godzilla2019 December 04, 2021
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Cartinal Screw

A screw attached to bone cartilage, usually on human ears.
Just got a cartinal screw in my knee a few days ago.
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Screwed

1. The action of being penetrated by a penis, dildo, or some sort of prodding object into one or many of the holes in your body individually or simultaneously.

2. The feeling you get when you realize that a verbal agreement wasn't suitable for doing business with a stranger, and it would have been in your best interest to have contracts for your band so venues can't back out of paying you the agreed upon price that you discussed over the phone.
I was rather surprised by the look of the bar owners face when I reminded her of our agreement of 500 dollars after our performance. I'm pretty bad at math, but with all the food and beer sales that this joint took in and out of that the supposed 172 dollars of the 15 percent beer sales that we actually received, I can confidently say that we were screwed beyond recognition.
by Clitcracker January 04, 2020
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