scissor fever

When you see a cute or hot haircut of any kind that makes you want to cut your hair really badly

Omg this pixie cut is giving me scissor fever

scissor fever by Ken_Nique July 19, 2016

scissor seption 

Like a cock block but for lesbians.

Allison wants to huck up with Angie at Sophie's party. But in the end Sophie and Angie huck up. Alison's Bestfriend yells out scissor seption.

scissor seption by Sophiezu June 17, 2016

Scissor Dicking 

The act of two men banging each other at the same time. Though improbable, two men are so horny that they face each other and attempt to nobly penetrate one another whilst circumventing each other's balls.

I'm so horny right now I have dusty balls . Let's bang each other at the same time.
How do we do that?
Easy bro, we'll just do a little scissor dicking.

Scissor Dicking by H.C.Sucker May 22, 2016

Scissor Fire 

Two women doing what's known as "scissoring", both either having a burning sensation STD or a UTI -OR- both must be two natural born red heads -OR- used accidentally, or otherwise, a lube causing a burning sensation, while said "scissoring" occurs.

"I was gonna make it a threesome, but I caught wind that their was a scissor fire burning." -OR-" I went to Ireland, expecting to see a scissor fire, but I came back disappointed" -OR-"I knew she was kinky, but I didn't expect her to turn it into a scissor fire."

Scissor Fire by AccidentalSeus August 31, 2016

Scissor Hoe

The term used to call a chick faking depression and cutting.

Oh my god Emily, your such a fucking Scissor Hoe

Emily we all know your a scissor hoe, you can stop the act now!

Scissor Hoe by alternativeannom April 6, 2017

Scissor baby 

The process of envitro fertilization undergone by lesbian partners to conceive a child out of the traditional sense.

"Did you hear that Lestat from gym class has two mom's, he's a scissor baby."

Scissor baby by Claudeguy October 3, 2017

scissor froth 

The frothy substance created when two overweight females scissor vigorously.

That scissor froth was so thick I could eat it with a spoon.

scissor froth by Gingerbones January 23, 2018