Saltwater Firehose

Spontaneous discharge of the mainline in a nautical setting.

I got so excited during the Shellback ceremony I nearly blew my Saltwater Firehose.

by Marlinspike February 5, 2023

Satan Was A Christian

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

satan

How some people misspell the word, "satin".

(Seen on a web page featuring bad band names):

Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off of red satan sheets}

by Telephony2 June 19, 2023

MeeM Satan Shit

Being raped by a MeeM so hard you later poop out a pentagram.

"Ganuz literally did a MeeM Satan shit on my ass yesterday."
- General Taxi

by Brother Roga September 10, 2018

Meme Satan

A idiot who has no purpose in life, He just acts funny using other jokes from the internet and somewhat changing

it in a shitty way. His life was filled with unstoppable torture/unappreciation and he changed into the horrible character when he started getting smarter at life in school.

You fucks don't appreciate Meme Satan, go to hell
Tell us a 2018 joke, Meme Satan

by overlordissomewhatdead December 27, 2018

Yuta Safwan

A man who lead muslims Samurai at Fukushima island fight against Mongol army during 12th century and mostly had a crush on Salsabila

You look like Yuta Safwan

by Yuta Safwan July 7, 2021

SLUMP SATAN

absolute menace to society, sleeps with black air forces on. goated soundcloud rapper who can do pretty much any genre. (founded ghosthillgang with Kinomurda) (SEARCH GHXSTHILLGXNG ON SOUNDCLOUD !)
prolly has a warrant out for his arrest for having sex with too many bad bitches

Friend 1 (cool friend) : YO THIS NEW SLUMP SATAN DROP FIRE ASF!
Friend 2 (loser friend who gets no girls) : BRO I HATE SLUMP SATAN !
Friend1 (cool friend) : This is why you are a virgin

by OOFATROPALIS April 10, 2022