rusty meatball

Rusty meatballs is the result of inserting your testicles into ones ass and pulling them out covered in shit.

Chad :I was dipping my balls into my girls ass the other night, i pulled them out and they were covered in shit.

Josef: aww man, sounds like you wound up with some rusty meatballs.

by asdfg123456789888 September 9, 2022

rusty poon

Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.

Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

Rusty Kebab

When you shove a used tampon into a girl's ass and then proceed to make her eat it.

I wasn't fucking getting near that herpes-laden specimen, so I just gave her a rusty kebab with gloves on.

by lardasssundae June 27, 2012

rusty iguana

This is when you are banging a girl on the beach and you pull your slong out of her, then proceed to get sand stuck to your penis. Once your penis is fully coated in a layer of course sand you then forcefully penetrate you womans anal canal whilst she remains unaware. Due to the sudden shock of a sandy peen in her butt she will thrust her head forward poking her tongue out much like an iguana's reaction when scared.

Bro I gave Sandy such a Rusty Iguana last week, she's still getting grains out as she poops.

by Riscuit4TheBiscuit September 13, 2017

The Rusty Turnpike

Infamous gay bar, designed specifically for retirement parties which always end badly.

I heard Greg's retirement party is going to be at the Rusty Turnpike, that's a shame, looks like he won't get to enjoy retirement.

by Aye Matey November 19, 2019

rusty treasure

A rusty treasure happens when your dog gets curious in the bathroom trash during shark week. And drags an old tampon all over the house.

Keep the bathroom door closed this week! I don't want to find another rusty treasure in the living room.

by Fergus's mistress December 27, 2015

Fake Rusty

Rusty Griswold portrayed by that little punk bitch Johnny Galecki from the terrible third installment of the National Lampoon Vacation film series

Christmas Vacation has a Fake Rusty.
He's somehow younger than Audrey.
They really screwed the pooch here.

by Deece Naughts's uncle April 26, 2023