rollerblading

A gay ass alternative to skateboarding. a.k.a fruitbooting. pussies that try to skateboard, and realize that its too hard convert to fruitbooting.

fruitbooter: wow look at me, i can jump so high with my blades on!!!

me: theyre attached to your fuckin feet, you idiot

fruitbooter: (starts crying) leave me alone.

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

rollerblading profile picture

A profile picture, either on myspace, facebook or other networking sites, where the user (usually a female) includes rollerblades on his/her profile picture.

& its a good sign, not every fine looking user can pull such a picture ;)

Hannah McKenney's current facebook profile picture is a rollerblading profile picture.

by your birthday fairy? May 18, 2010

Rollerdolt

Person who has a suitcase on wheels who; 1. Overloads the suitcase requiring the jaws of life to insert it into the overhead compartment. 2. Blocks both the moving walkway and escalator prohibiting faster traffic from moving ahead. 3. Weaves back and forth blindly in the terminal without regard for other people.

I missed my plane because a rollerdolt was blocking the escalator.

The plane was late due to 37 rollerdolts trying to wedge their bags into the overhead compartment.

by Claymax August 3, 2012

roller coaster hairline

Some one with a curved or obscure hairline, it is used as an insult.

Amin's hair goes like a roller coaster.

"Samers hair is so crooked, ". "That boy got a roller coaster hairline!"

by WestSideKilla December 9, 2016

tamale roller

a male with straight pubes

The girl fainted when she found that he was a tamale roller.

by scooooooter September 29, 2009

blandy roblero

the most incredible girl in the world.Shes the definition of true beauty.She contains the biggest heart. Her smile is the most beautiful and able to light a room up with her personality .She loves to have fabulous adventures to new places .she has a beautiful way with her hands in the kitchen .Her hair is beautiful whether its up or down.She blows your mind and ,and leaves you breathless. she contains this beautiful bright light inside her .she anything you would want in a girl shes simply ..... indescribable.

blandy roblero is everything <3

by koolaid_kid56 March 14, 2013

Shirtless Rollerblading Guitar Guy

A man, well known in the Edmonton Capital region of Alberta, Canada, who rollerblades around busy streets on the south side of Edmontmon without a shirt, singing and playing is guitar. He's Edmonton's local "Horseback Jesus." He's been noted to have some less-than-savoury opinions and has garnered a fair amount of controversy online. Similar to the North American Robin, spotting him is the first sign of spring in Edmonton.

Edmontonion: Spring is in the air! I just saw shirtless rollerblading guitar guy going down whyte!
Calgarian: You saw who??

by GamersRightsAdvocate June 4, 2021