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nile river

The 'river' that starts in the gap between your pecs and runs down the gap between your abs. People with defined chests will brag that water can flow down it, much like a river. Usually called a Nile River because of the Nile's overall straightness.
I've been workin' out so hard lately I'm gettin a Nile River
by The Cuze April 5, 2010
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River Surfer

1) One who surfs river waves on a board. In winter too. In Canada in the winter even.
2) Knows all about kayaker girls with std's (see definition: Kayaker)
3) often comes from southern california to get blue balls.
4) finds the standing position most satisfactory, sitting is for taking a shite.
Dude did you see that river surfer catch that wave? He got std's from those kayaker girls. It's -20C out, his balls must be shrunk by now.
by CalgaryBlue December 8, 2006
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salty river

When you cum inside of your girl, then she squirts it into your mouth.
I got a little too drunk and decided to eat the salty river after some good sex.
by StopThat24 December 4, 2013
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river rock

the shitist drink in the world that tastes like shit and gives ppl diarria do not drinkm river rock it will give u rebola
by bellygwen NoodlZ August 29, 2015
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River bong

Lame ass holes trying to get high with dirty water and bottles, the poorest way of sucking bongs, and the best way to catch diseases
Yoo I just sucked a river bong man I'm battered.... no you just got aluminium poisoning and 20 different diseases
by Cannock inbred October 13, 2016
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Silver river

When ten guys jack off on a preferabley naked woman and it runs down her front like a river.
Tonight I am going to create a silver river.
by Buddy101 November 2, 2015
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Urban River

Urban River is a creative design agency working from the seaside town of South Shields.

They provide brands, printed literature and web design to Newcastle, the surrounding areas of the North East and UK-wide.
Have you seen the Tyne Tunnel's website?
Yeah, it's so Urban River
by urbanriver April 30, 2012
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