Ruben

Ruben is a tall attractive man and pulls all the sexy bitches. Has a 911 inch dick in his pants. His friends call him tripod or chikibae. He is a sassy man according to someone and has a dumbass friends named Jose that likes dick in his butt

Ruben dick to big

by Bick nick papa November 21, 2023

Ruben

an oranged haired monkey with very small dick

In this house lives a Ruben.

by wokter November 30, 2023

RubenLandKrazy

Just a group of them niggas

Them rubenlandkrazy niggas are fine asf

by 🤫☀️ May 5, 2024

Ruben Gamer

Oh, are you looking at?

Well... This is my first post of urbandinctionary :D

THAT'S ME ^^DDDDDDDDD

Exactly my first ^^3333

You guys be silent, I'm not handsome for today ¬n¬

I'm not straight, I'm still gay furry but I'm only human ¬n¬ ¬n¬ ¬n¬

Oh Sorry °^°

I support LGBT, because yes. lol XDDD

Ruben Gamer

by Ruben Gamer May 20, 2024

Rubeneada

The act of doing something particularly silly, goofy, or laughably foolish, typically characteristic of a person named Ruben. Often used among friends to describe a moment when Ruben’s actions bring humor or lightheartedness due to their comical or inept nature.

jhonny: holy f*ck I've encountered a rubeneada in minecraft!

other situation could be:

"Did you see what Ruben did at the party last night? Classic rubeneada!"

by OTCritics July 9, 2024

Ruben

He is the most handsome man in the world. He is kind, protective, funny, good listener, smart and all the good things you could imagine. He always remembers small details and makes you feel like the most fortunate girl in the world. He is the best friend you could have. He is very sportive too, and motivates you to be better, physically and as a person. He makes you feel special and wanted, he is the most special man in the world. I hope everybody gets to know someone like him.

X: I love Ruben
X: You are very lucky to have him

by snsnsnsnsnsnsn December 4, 2024

Ruben Amorim

The Manager of Manchester United. It can also be said to express the state of being depressed.

Person: I'm kinda Ruben Amorim
Therapist: I don't get paid enough to deal with this .

by Carry on young one February 21, 2025