religion

the act of shunning people who do not believe in your imaginary friends. and the act of doing irrational things for the sake of a seat in a place that doesn't actually exist

religion made him/her hurt their friend who didn't believe

by totallylegityaweh June 28, 2022

Send religion

Following the send gods and keeping the send going.

Are you part of the send religion?

by Send God January 24, 2021

religion

Human superstition organised into a scam that ultimately does less harm than good.

Most religions tell you that killing your fellow Human is a bad idea because a wizard said so.

by itoldyouimnotanalien January 4, 2018

Happy Religion

A term used when you have no idea what a person celebrates holiday-wise. He or she may be hindu, chinese, or something you can't even recognize.

"Merry Christmas, Devin!"
"Uh, happy religion, Nimeshura!"

by DatGrass December 31, 2011

Religion

Rationalization for people with a relativity low IQ.

"Hey Joe, why do you like religion so much?"
"I love religion, because religion gives me a purpose!"

by łaco December 12, 2020

Found Religion

A person has suddenly become passionate or committed to something as if it were a religion.

"Dave used to waste money, but after having kids, he found religion about saving for the future."

by TheToesKnows August 12, 2025

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025