skeet-rag

(n) a crusty rag, handkerchief, or cloth kept at the side of one's bed to collect ejaculatory liquids (come, cum, jizz, skeet).

(adj) someone who is a total tool (see asshole) to everyone and everything.

(n) "Don't blow your nose on that, that's my skeet-rag"

(adj) "God, your such a skeet-rag"

by :| ? December 19, 2009

Load rag

A rag, towel, Kleenex, handkerchief used to clean up ejaculate.

I had a load rag that stands up on its own. It took so many loads. I put it in a frame and called it art work.

by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018

grundle rag

A, literal meaning: the first towel used in the sequence of towelling to wipe your grundle
B, slang: someone who stinks like a rag used to dry your grundle

Mike: "todd is a total grundle rag boy"
Ron: "i know, HEY TODD GRUNDLE RAG ME!"
Todd: "yessir", tosses grundle rag nonchalantly to ron

by DJ YAYslay May 21, 2008

Boobie Rag

When boobie wet, ring out like towel.

Man, hold up gotta boobie rag.

by anonymous May 30, 2021

Boobie Rag

Groping the breast in a way that water comes out after a long swim.

Guy 1 "Dude! Why is she groping her boobs?!"
Guy 2 "She Boobie Rag, duh."

by TraeKun May 31, 2021

Spoof rag

A rag in which one ejaculates into. Keeps the surrounding area clean, but builds up laundry. Make sure you wash.

Mikey waked off into his blue spoof rag.

Jake decided then to eat Mikey's blue spoof rag.

by Carneyfreak1 February 24, 2009

rag wrench

when a mechanic is to lazy to fix a leak and uses a rag to just wipe the area clean. Usally done by aircraft mechanics to fool flight crews on their walk around.

I could`nt find which line was leaking oil so Ifuckin rag wrenched the whole area !

by tonycac April 19, 2009