When they discovered that evolution was undeniable, religious people got scared, but said to themselves; "Maybe creation is just a metaphor. I know, I'll invent theistic evolution so I'll be able to accept evolution and still believe in my magic sky fairy!"
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Get the Evolution RKO619 mug.The act of evolving away from the stigma of the world and into your own person.
With all the pressure in the world to follow the main stream, it’s a great reminder that we are all unique and our own person.
The biggest thing to remember is to always spread kindness and acceptance during your time of chance. Be the person you wish you had in your time of need.
Becoming your self and being happier with yourself creates a little more happiness in the world. And that happiness is spread one more person at a time.
Happiness one soul at a time.
With all the pressure in the world to follow the main stream, it’s a great reminder that we are all unique and our own person.
The biggest thing to remember is to always spread kindness and acceptance during your time of chance. Be the person you wish you had in your time of need.
Becoming your self and being happier with yourself creates a little more happiness in the world. And that happiness is spread one more person at a time.
Happiness one soul at a time.
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Get the Devolution mug.The belief that as a society, we should accelerate the the coming of events foretold in the book of Revelations in the Bible.
Did you here BAXTER is a revelation accelerationist?
Really, revelations accelerationism is dangerous
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Get the revelations accelerationism mug.1. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.
2. The candidates are picked. The one who can spout enough bullshit is picked to be the next president.
3. President makes a bunch of promises about change and hope. Approval ratings jump.
4. President does something kind of good. Approval ratings climb. Everybody's life if still a piece of shit, but look, we got this guy as our president!
5. President doesn't do much of anything. Ratings slightly drop, but holy shit, check out who's our president!
(Optional Step) Win a Nobel Peace Prize for no reason. Approval ratings are back up.
6. Passes controversial act/law/ect. that really hurt his ratings. People are also seeing through his promises. Ratings drop.
7. Continues to do little other than talk and do small things. Ratings go down a tad bit further.
8. REELECTED!! Ratings go up yet again. Repeat a few steps and...
9. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.
2. The candidates are picked. The one who can spout enough bullshit is picked to be the next president.
3. President makes a bunch of promises about change and hope. Approval ratings jump.
4. President does something kind of good. Approval ratings climb. Everybody's life if still a piece of shit, but look, we got this guy as our president!
5. President doesn't do much of anything. Ratings slightly drop, but holy shit, check out who's our president!
(Optional Step) Win a Nobel Peace Prize for no reason. Approval ratings are back up.
6. Passes controversial act/law/ect. that really hurt his ratings. People are also seeing through his promises. Ratings drop.
7. Continues to do little other than talk and do small things. Ratings go down a tad bit further.
8. REELECTED!! Ratings go up yet again. Repeat a few steps and...
9. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.
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