skeet-rag

(n) a crusty rag, handkerchief, or cloth kept at the side of one's bed to collect ejaculatory liquids (come, cum, jizz, skeet).

(adj) someone who is a total tool (see asshole) to everyone and everything.

(n) "Don't blow your nose on that, that's my skeet-rag"

(adj) "God, your such a skeet-rag"

by :| ? December 19, 2009

Load rag

A rag, towel, Kleenex, handkerchief used to clean up ejaculate.

I had a load rag that stands up on its own. It took so many loads. I put it in a frame and called it art work.

by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018

grundle rag

A, literal meaning: the first towel used in the sequence of towelling to wipe your grundle
B, slang: someone who stinks like a rag used to dry your grundle

Mike: "todd is a total grundle rag boy"
Ron: "i know, HEY TODD GRUNDLE RAG ME!"
Todd: "yessir", tosses grundle rag nonchalantly to ron

by DJ YAYslay May 21, 2008

coot rag

A coot rag (rag of the cooter) is a very universal term, ranging from its actual meaning (a rag used to clean vaginal fluids usually a mix of semen and pussy au jus) to its more oftenly used slang meaning, "dude quit bein a coot rag"...pretty much one of the best insults of 21st century.

try it out and baffle your friends....and when they say "dude, what the fuck is a coot rag...just be like GOD YOUR DUMB, go look it up on urban dictionary....ya COOT RAG!

by Of Good Nature February 5, 2010

Boobie Rag

Groping the breast in a way that water comes out after a long swim.

Guy 1 "Dude! Why is she groping her boobs?!"
Guy 2 "She Boobie Rag, duh."

by TraeKun May 31, 2021

rag wrench

when a mechanic is to lazy to fix a leak and uses a rag to just wipe the area clean. Usally done by aircraft mechanics to fool flight crews on their walk around.

I could`nt find which line was leaking oil so Ifuckin rag wrenched the whole area !

by tonycac April 19, 2009

Cu-Rag

When you ejaculate into someone’s Du-Rag and they proceed wear it unknowingly.

Haha bro I turned Jeromes Du-Rag into a Cu-Rag!

by That boy who be yamming June 23, 2020