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Hydraulic Press

The act of being caught in between two fat chicks in a fight. Named from the crushing weight/heavy blows from each participant impacting the victim betwixt them.
“I nearly got the hydraulic press treatment when Ava and Lisa started going at it.”
“If the principal just made an octagon for these heavy set bitches we wouldn’t have this issue.”
by Alan McStinkbutt June 1, 2024
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Quarter press

While experiencing a quarter chub, a man will finagle his penis into a woman’s vagina via thumb and forefinger.
I couldn’t my cock rock hard, so I gave ‘er the ol’ quarter press.
by Flaccidpatchkids November 17, 2021
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Pickle Press

Verby Erby: To press THE PICKLE........... PRESS THAT SHIT......................................

let's put the pickle in context.
Gizmocat: MEOW
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!

Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass

PICKLE PRESS:
to press THE PICKLE against the glass
by milkthatwilklittleleeeeooooo.L February 21, 2024
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pressed

when a female looks like they were squished in a hydraulic press. Usually a short female whose body proportions make them look like a lego.
damn dude, you see that girl she’s so pressed
by Mart2 August 1, 2021
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diamond press

when you make a diamond on the back of a girls head while she’s giving you head.
by Frost-_-Rekt- June 10, 2022
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I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.
by gl.dot August 12, 2023
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Press Toaster

by WhoKillTheBoss August 27, 2022
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