The act of being caught in between two fat chicks in a fight. Named from the crushing weight/heavy blows from each participant impacting the victim betwixt them.
“I nearly got the hydraulic press treatment when Ava and Lisa started going at it.”
“If the principal just made an octagon for these heavy set bitches we wouldn’t have this issue.”
“If the principal just made an octagon for these heavy set bitches we wouldn’t have this issue.”
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Get the Hydraulic Press mug.While experiencing a quarter chub, a man will finagle his penis into a woman’s vagina via thumb and forefinger.
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Get the Quarter press mug.Verby Erby: To press THE PICKLE........... PRESS THAT SHIT......................................
let's put the pickle in context.
let's put the pickle in context.
Gizmocat: MEOW
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!
Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass
PICKLE PRESS:
to press THE PICKLE against the glass
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!
Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass
PICKLE PRESS:
to press THE PICKLE against the glass
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Get the Pickle Press mug.when a female looks like they were squished in a hydraulic press. Usually a short female whose body proportions make them look like a lego.
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Get the diamond press mug.sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
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