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Percentium

The area between your taint and butthole. The formal way of saying taint, or chode.
My percentium is inflamed.
by Cannavanman September 19, 2018
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pretentious

Matthew Andrako.
That Matthew Andrako is so damn pretentious, he uses the word "cuke" for cucumber.
by iaiftw November 30, 2018
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Preventsplain

pri'vent'splein verb.

gerund or present participle: preventsplaining
i. (Of a Prevent practitioner) explaining (UK pre-crime policy of Prevent) to someone, typically an academic, in a manner considered condescending or patronising.

ii. Prevent practitioner explains Prevent anecdotally "we've done so much good!" while dismissing any other viewpoints or academic evidence to prove otherwise.
"I'm listening to a Prevent officer preventsplain to a Muslim how to feel about being falsely referred as an extremist."
by pocacademic December 3, 2018
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Presentation academy

A highschool that has most of the theater kids and some pretty hot chicks. Could never compare to assumption or sacred heart
That day at presentation academy was legit ness
by Twadsquad January 22, 2019
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Pretentrification

Noun. The trend whereby everyday items and activities are given grander, more impressive sounding descriptions in order to fool the hard of thinking into believing they are better than they really are and that paying fives times the going rate for said items is good deal.

E.g. ‘Vermont Mountain Lakes Shade-Grown Double-Hopped Not Quite Pale Ale’ or ‘handcrafted artisanal stone ground malted sourdough’ or ‘Vengabus party classics, a new compilation hand curated by DJ Byron Smegly available on 180g single origin fair trade vinyl’

Pretentrification can be found everywhere but reaches its peak where there are high densities of beardy hipster types who think covering themselves in tattoos and dressing like Victorian lumberjacks is the height of satorial elegance.
Radio DJs do not curate their shows, they play music and talk. Another example of the unnecessary pretentrification of the English language
by Monkey knuts January 27, 2019
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Preceptalusion

The illusion that is given by the deception of the ones observing and making false statements of the perceived. Your vision is what I make it . True vision is what I want you to see. your knowledge is a lacking of what is really the truth in becoming.
Your preceptalusion is at my expense because you give me excitement and knowledge to know how you’re supposed to be focused on observation and determination. I’m determined to see how fake people will go to try to twist and manipulate a situation yet living within a lie of there own self
by Underestimated June 4, 2019
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present from the gods

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.
by 152380717378273299383 August 9, 2019
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