Poach

Verb.

The act of waiting until someone pulls out of a good parking spot near the store or destination, then taking their spot as soon as they pull out; thus eliminating other people's chances to take that spot. Mostly takes place when you notice a car about to leave. Very useful in places such as malls and department stores.

Passenger: "Hey, do you see any spots open near WalMart?"

Driver: "No, but there's someone with their tail-lights on, let's poach their spot."

Passenger: "Epic!"

by CMKTBH December 27, 2009

phucht

Having a project and/or schedule completely assraped by a pair of questionable professors. Permanently conjugated in the past tense. Derived from (and pronounced the same as) fucked

Well, I just got my project phucht. There goes seven weeks of hard work.

by DC'06 November 9, 2006

pocha

Americanized Mexican girl who does not speak Spanish.

When I visited my cousins in Monterrey, my dad had to translate for me. They think I'm a spoiled pocha princess.

by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2005

Pochizzle

Horrendously defined muscles.

Dan: OMG, look at his chest!
Edgar: Oh yeah! He has a very "Pochizzled", Yummy!

by Dizzle September 17, 2004

pochos

More than one Pocho or Mexican-American.
1. A group of people that have abandoned Mexico's culture and people.
2. Any Mexican who celebrates Cinco De Mayo in Mississippi.

Hey hector that Pocho called INS on me so I could get deported.

by Paco Rivera May 13, 2005

Poacher

When a lousy dip-shit cannot achieve something on their own, they stand near someone else and steal their opportunities.

That guy is a poacher he is camping around in a game of CTF.

by PurpleAngry July 27, 2009

tofu-pouching

v. the process by which a female will lay her genitalia over another person's face...preferrably while sleeping.

I love tofu-pouching people after i rail them in quake 2.

by RaZ August 7, 2003