Global Positioning System

A system of satellites in low Earth orbit that, in conjunction with a receiver, can be used to determine one's location anywhere in the world with an accuracy of about 10 feet. Originally developed for US military use and deliberately scrambled to prevent other users from obtaining accuracy better than 150 feet, the scrambling was discontinued during the Clinton administration -- and the game of geocaching was founded the following day.

While early GPS receivers only told users what their latitude, longitude, and elevation were, modern units have built-in road maps, voice commands, and various other features. And *all* cell phones are now required to have GPS built in so that 911 operators can determine where distress calls are originating.

The Global Positioning System has rendered my DeLorme map obsolete!

by The Original Kirbert July 31, 2013

Covid Positive Party

A party where guests must show a Positive COVID Test within the last 72 hours, or they cannot attend.

My friend and I are both COVID Positive, so we can only go to a COVID Positive party.

by tcornsimp December 31, 2021

Cult of Positive Vibes

Created in Croatia on the fourth of March 2023 by the PSN account VitoTheHunter is a cult based on the fact that winning a round of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege can only be produced if every member of the team has positive thoughts. At the beginning of each round, all team members must first pray to our savior Jesus Christ for their victory and also for the victory of the enemy team. By performing this ritual, the chances of winning increase by 75%, and positive thinking will contribute an additional 24.9%. As the statistics tell us, even 80% of the rounds played by the members of this cult resulted in victory.

Vito: Be positive guys !
Lihta:"being positive and kills two enemys"
Lovre:"dies"
Matija:"Ensures victory"

Lihta:"Makes an articel about Cult of Positive Vibes"
Lihta:""

by So let's say hypothetically March 4, 2023

triple threat position

When one combines weed, alcohol and an opiate-based drug in some form during the course of a session.

This may include eating edibles or smoking weed, drinking some form of alcohol and then also ingesting an opiate in aw way that one experiences the effects of all three drug types at once.

Yo dawg, I'm in the triple threat position. Let's hit da' club!

by Str8tSavage April 3, 2019

Drunken Boat Position

A variation of the missionary position in which the receiving partner's legs are lifted high.

Calqued from the French "position de bateau ivre".

The Drunken Boat position enabled deeper penetration for fans of the missionary position.

by ApricotFields January 23, 2022

Y-P position

A sex position similar to reverse cowgirl, with the woman squatting instead of kneeling. The woman then tilts forward at her pelvis with her face close to the man's knees and grabbing his shins with her hands. The man can then place his hands on the woman's buttocks and lift her to aid thrusting.

"Have you heard about the Y-P position? My boyfriend and I did it last night and I had orgasm after orgasm."

by michael29393 April 22, 2012

Fuck you position

A "fuck you position" is a job that allows you to obtain enough sufficient capital funds strategically that your eventual wealth puts you in a position to tell your boss and/or his superiors "FUCK YOU", in the case that you get laid off or decide to leave for greener pastures.

"Hmmm... FUCK YOU", said Aaron, as he walked out of his boss's office after being given an important task vital to the company.

"Damn, kid! You have a great FUCK YOU POSITION!" exclaimed his friend Brian.

by boilermaker81982 December 21, 2016