Hokey Pokey

When she ridin' that dick and you spin that bitch around in a 180 so she can watch "The Mandalorian" playing on the T.V behind you.

"Last night was wack. I had that bitch playin' hokey pokey."

by glorbizorb January 17, 2020

big porky

hard case

big porky is a proper fucking hard case

by Nonceroony September 14, 2020

stinky porker

As your fucking a bitch from behind you take two fingers and stuff them in her poop chute, you then remove said fingers, reach over her head and hook her nostrils and pull back making her look like she has a pigs nose

I gave Jessica the ole stinky porker last night, she still has shit around her nose!

by Jhalli1997 November 14, 2020

mr porky

a phrase used to scare off boys, this works with mid-ulster boys. it’s also just a lovely phrase to use when having a laugh with your friends. works perfect as a code name.

him : “awh yeah i’m a pig farmer”
you : “mr porky haha”

by anonymous February 22, 2021

sticky pokey

a tool used to pack a cone or clear a bowl of the great mary jane

“hey wanna pack a cone?”
“yeah, hand me a sticky pokey”

“wheres the sticky pokey i need to clear the bowl piece”

by genibobeni March 17, 2021

dirty perkey

Some of the greatest head a woman will ever get in her life!!!

Katie received a dirty perkey that kept her smiling all day!!

by KadeePerk March 22, 2021

Nomadic porker

To have sex in places other than the bedroom. Often in different rooms of the house.

Me: The neighbors saw is having sex in the kitchen
Wife: They're just jealous, since we aren't confined to missionary in the bedroom
Me: Yes, we are Nomadic porkers

by Treerootmafia May 7, 2021