Porkhammer

Making a lagre hammer out of Pork related meats.

A sausage link handle with a baked ham for the head of the hammer.

P-P-P PORKHAMMER!

by Guy W. August 2, 2009

porch dick

When a creepy man on a porch is being or is a dick.(occurs most often at night)

My friends and I were walking at night and at this house there was such a porch dick

by Alan Filter March 8, 2015

Porange

A homosexual male. One who affiliates with gays. Also known as a Fag

Billy - Hey James check out these hot guys I found on this animal porn website!
James - Fuckin porange!

by LiKWiD December 27, 2004

Front Porch

Massive Cocaine habit

I once had a front porch.

by Gonzob December 5, 2003

Porch Time

The act of hanging out with friends and family on the porch of your house on a warm summer night while drinking 40 oz beverages, smoking blunts, and cranking hip hop music on the boom box.

"Yo, me and my homeboys put in some serious porch time last night. We was porchin til 3am."

by chiefridr February 25, 2009

Porch Potato

1. A person who rings someone's doorbell (usually a friend) and waits longer than a minute for that person to come to the door, and sometimes sits on that person's porch.

also:

2. A person who rings the doorbell knowing someone is home, and if no one answers the door, rings it again and waits until someone finally answers.

Person rings doorbell
*waits for two minutes*
Next door neighbor: Um, I don't think they're home. You porch potato.

OR:

Person rings doorbell
*waits for two minutes*
*sighs*
Person rings doorbell again
*footsteps*
Neighbor: Yeah, what do you want, porch potato?

by RaNdOmguurl October 29, 2010

pocahontas

A vile sexual act along the same lines as the recently popularized blumpkin or dirty sanchez, but with an added degree of bastardized imperialist vulgarity. Basically it involves having a girl kneel face down, ass in the air, and ramming a corn cob up her pooper while shitting in her hair. Try to count all the different levels on which this is wrong and you're in for a long night of soul-searching.

"Yeah, she liked to get freaky... she was into cleveland steamers, but after a six-pack and some airplane glue, she was face-down on some rubber sheets getting a pocahontas on camera!"

by ODF July 20, 2008