Fatter than a Republican in a Tub Full of Poor People

A phrase expressing shock at a person's size. Republicans are known to suck the blood of the poor as primary sustenance. Naturally, a Republican may become quite fat when allowed to feast freely on the poor.

Look at that guy walking into Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies! He's fatter than a Republican in a tub full of poor people.

by Nick S December 5, 2004

Dirt Poor

Having NO money and NO class whatsoever. Living in a dump of an apartment and taking the city bus. Being Penniless.

Vitale was dirt poor after declaring bankruptcy.

by Mike R... April 21, 2008

Functionally Poor

Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough money to go out to bars, movies, etc. but never enough to go grocery shopping

Being functionally poor, Lazar never has groceries but everyone at the bars knows him!

by anonymous July 23, 2015

Dirt Poor

1. Having no money
2. Ghetto
3. Having no class
4. Beverly High School

1. Man that guys is dirt poor!
2. Geez, Beverly High School is dirt poor!

by BevT December 25, 2004

Penthouse Poor

When you're rich as fuck. But won't go out of your way to buy pants for a friend's sister's wedding.

Alex Quiroz doesn't have time to fly back to New York to get pants for the wedding. He's gonna be penthouse poor and just wear jeans instead.

by Lqdboard May 11, 2017

pocket poor

Describes someone who, regardless of having a lot of money in the bank, never seems to have any cash on hand.

I went to the bar with my buddy to celebrate his IPO, but had to buy the drinks because as usual he was pocket poor.

by T Moto August 21, 2007

piss poor

Not very good. A poor match. A bit like Dale Winton being on televsion.

Supermaket Sweep is Piss Poor.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003