Piss Trout

Someone who is always bitchin' and acting like a cunt

"Wow you're acting like a real piss trout"

Piss Trout by burdenbageater69 May 29, 2018

Piss eyed squirrel

An emotion which exceeds the level of frustration of a rabid animal.

My coach was madder than a piss eyed squirrel when I scored for the other team.

Piss eyed squirrel by Crafty creations June 12, 2018

Piss Tube 

In Vietnam, there were two separate places to do bathroom chores. For a dump, there were shitters, most with multiple holes with 50 gallon drums underneath. The designated "shit-burner" would pull the drums out, add diesel oil and set on fire. If you just needed to pee, there were piss tubes around the area. Many were made by pounding old rocket tubes into the ground at an angle, and adding a piece of screen on the top end. In some of the more refined camps, a semicircle of tin would provide a bit of privacy. In my unit, the largest shitter (a 6-holer) was generally overfilled after dark for troops having extended "smoke breaks"

Hey new-boot, if you need to crap, the shitter is over there, if you just have to pee, you'll find several piss tubes throughout the area.

Piss Tube by ThorMonster September 2, 2018

Piss Peerez 

She Is An Asshole 5th Grade Social Studies. This is her theme song All The Students Know Her And Maybe Even You, You Better Know Her Name Because It's Piss Peerez. She Pisses On The Slaves, I Mean Students.
She Is Also An,
arse
ass
asshole
bastard
bitch
bollocks
child-fucker
Christ on a bike
Christ on a cracker
crap
cunt
damn
frigger
fuck
goddamn
godsdamn
hell
holy shit
Jesus
Jesus Christ
Jesus H. Christ
Jesus Harold Christ
Jesus wept
Jesus, Mary and Joseph
Judas Priest
motherfucker
nigga
nigger
prick
shit
shit ass
shitass
slut
son of a bitch
son of a motherless goat
son of a whore
sweet Jesus

In One Word She Is A Child Fucker.

Me: Fuck Piss Peerez.
Suck-Up: She Is A God.
Me: No She Is A Child-Fucker.

Piss Peerez by BigBonerDownTheLane March 6, 2019

Piss Balloon 

A balloon which someone (most likely to be male, and by chance happens to have a pack of party balloons at the time) may piss into at a festival or camping trip, like a waterbomb, if too drunk/tired/cold to leave the tent.
Just be careful not to pop it!

Guy A 'Uh-oh...'
Guy B 'what's up?'
Guy A 'My piss balloon has just exploded'

Piss Balloon by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019

Piss Circle 

The game of piss circle goes like this, when you’re going take a piss you pee around the edge of the water bowl and count how many times you can circle around it before running out of pee.

Try to get a new highscore each time!

Bro 1: «Hey bro, gonna do the piss circle, wanna compete?»

Bro 2: «Yeah bro!»

Piss Circle by I beat my virgin kid November 21, 2019

piss out of my eyes 

use when something insane might happen, a way to show how shocked you will be if it happens

Gianna: if Lizzy actually ever gets a boyfriend I will piss out of my eyes
Sarah: she’s always so encropesis , I doubt it will happen

piss out of my eyes by swagsistersarah January 28, 2020