Jurassic Parking

When you watch Jurassic Park at high volume to mask the sound of moaning during vigorous sex.

"Adam and his girlfriend were Jurassic Parking last night while his parents were home."

by sparky_penguin18 March 11, 2019

All-star parking

When one finds a parking spot extremely close to his or her destination.

I found all-star parking right in front of the club, yo.

by Dmills January 3, 2009

Doris Day Parking

As in all Doris Day movies, when you are somewhere impossible to find parking, there is miraculously a spot open right in front of where ever you are.

I went downtown to eat and I got a Doris Day parking place right by the restaurant.

by LibbyLouLibertine June 18, 2009

perpin'

when someone acts like they have something when they really dont

Yo i dunno why your boy is perpin that celly her know it aint turned on

by Anonymous December 21, 2002

PARKING LOT NAZI

ONE WHO ARRIVES TO WORK EARLY IN ORDER TO OBTAIN THE MOST DESIRABLE PARKING SPACE BEFORE ANYONE ELSE GETS IT.

CHARLES GOT TO WORK AT 6:30 AM AND PARKED THAT DAMN CAR AT THE FRONT DOOR, WHAT A PARKING LOT NAZI!

by CLASSIC FORD November 4, 2008

parking lot cunt

someone who prefers to eat McDonald's in the Lakeland High School parking lot.

John: "Thomas why don't you just eat on the way to school?"
Thomas: "Because I don't like to eat while I'm driving."
John: "Oh so your a parking lot cunt!"

by Jonathon Barbrady September 26, 2010

Bradley Perkins

He's a straight up G!! And even with a broken shoulder, he could still kick your ass!

Bradley Perkins is a boss!

by Jerry Toothless June 30, 2010