stoned penguin

1.a large person with a chiped front tooth that looks relitively like penguin from batman and is currently stoned

2.a fat kid who oftin spends his time waddling through the getto wile stoned

mark:I know why they call him penguin.
me:why?
mark:because his house is so cold.
me:are you stupid?
me:its because when he was fat he looked like penguin from batman
mark:and when hes stoned...
azn sarah:thats why they call him stoned penguin

by immastoned December 28, 2007

My Penguin

A select few of your closet girls that are your best friends aka my penguins.

Do you know Andrea and Kirsty?
They are My Penguins!!

by nonny1506 August 7, 2011

Bloody Penguin

When a white male fucks a black girl while she is on her period.

"I was fuckin this black bitch during her period, it looked like a bloody penguin."

by Weezy Baby November 1, 2007

Ghetto Penguin

Only the best fucking penguin on the net! You either love him or you hate him. And if you hate him you can suck his motherfucking dick!

Wow, he's Ghetto Penguin

by Ghetto_Penguin February 6, 2005

Angry Penguin

a sex move involving a male and a female.
also; some duck tape alot of jam, not that kind of jam silly! semin:). well, first of all you have to wrap the duck tap around the womens arms. then cum all over there stomach and if their not black shit on all skin which is not covered by cum.

well, ask your mum? also i need to make 20 letters and 2 words like wtf? and i need to use angry penguin.

by bukada April 3, 2008

Satans Penguin

one hell of a good player!

by ::sa:: August 4, 2003

penguin walk

:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenching their butt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.

After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!

by Local Historian May 20, 2008