Paint your calipers

To meet up and "smash"

Hey girl, come over and I'll paint your calipers

by RicoRy August 20, 2020

Paintlad

Who is Paintlad -

Paintlad is a young Paintling, who resides in the lovely town of Painttown, until one day the Leadhead king commenced war upon the paintlings using the power of purple paint (Which allowed him to summon paintvales)

He has tall, reddish hair and is filled with red paint.

Paintlad from Paintvale

by ?VD_Dude November 13, 2020

Painterly

Painterly said by Moriah Elizabeth is the act of doing something like a professional painter

His painting skills are very painterly

by Rainbows rule September 27, 2020

Paint the stall

When you have explosive diarrhea and you barely get your pants off when your shit sprays at least 3 walls of a public bathroom stall.

I think I had food poisoning because I had to paint the stall on my way to work.

by Yourmommaspanties March 9, 2021

Paint the town white

When something unexpected happens that makes you feel absolutely ecstatic, implying that the event made you so happy that you released your load over the whole neighbourhood.

"My pc is working again dude, I'm about to paint the town white"

by Lolite September 29, 2021

Paint me green and call me a cucumber

A saying to express that you have been absolutely juked, betrayed and or outsmarted.

Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"

by lemonheaded May 20, 2022

Paintbrush sex

When you give your girlfriend sexual pleasure with a paintbrush by sticking it up her velvet baby tunnel. This can also be done alone as self pleasure. Personally I’ve never been fucked with a paintbrush but it might be pleasing.

Jereld and Jessica are have periods of chex while painting with eachother.
Jereld: I bet I can do something with this paintbrush ;)
Jessica: I- Babe n-
Jereld: *Having paintbrush sex with Jessica*
Jessica: That actually~ feels nice..

by The_Arteest December 30, 2022