Patel

An Indian who has lived in America for the majority of their life but has still managed to maintain a terrible Indian accent. They frequently call people who annoy them "hoes" or "hoebag". They don't wear their heart on their sleeves but on their face, as demostrated by their vivid facial expressions.

"Hey, what did that Patel say to you?"

"That damn biznatch said, 'Ya hoe!' just because I asked if she straightened her hair"

by Ms. Sondak February 25, 2009

Patel

Someones who likes coconut oil and worship cows with his red dot on his forehead.

Did u see Patel in the patel ground

by Patel Khan October 5, 2018

snow patrol

a band formed in Scotland although all of its members are from N Ireland. Mainly listened to D4s from southern Dublin who don't know anything about music and who fail to see how almost all snow patrol songs are the exact same and don't go anywhere.

D41 Roysh loike Omg did u hear bout snow patrol's latest song?

D42 Omg I know, chasing cars. I love it, it reminds me of the merc my dad just bought yesterday and its so simple and goes no where so my small amount of intelligence can comprehend it.

by kl;' August 31, 2007

troll patrol

A signal of IRC troll removal as invented by shelleycakes of Undernet legend in which active trolls are expunged as well as trolls who may not be presently operating but whose troll-identity is historically verified.

is the troll patrol around?
uh oh shelleycakes is on troll patrol!

by NonFish October 17, 2008

Patrol 5'd

When something or someone has gone lost or cannot be found.

The invitation must have patrol 5'd on its way to you.

John didn't make the flight. He got patrol 5'd

by boerseun89 January 10, 2022

Puss Patrol

(n) 1. Using an online game service (e. Call of Duty 4 multiplayer) to hunt down less experienced players/players who use dirty tricks or lowball tactics to win a game. The term applies mostly to the latter of the two types of players mentioned.

"Eric and I went on puss patrol last night.. we smoked mad bitches like it ain't no thang, then got banned for making lewd suggestions with our AK-47's.."

by Christopher Black April 30, 2008

cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.

Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."

by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010