patches of kitten hair

The hair that men sometimes forget to shave usually under the side burns where the beard beggins to form.

awwww baby i love your patches of kitten hair!

by ivette July 19, 2006

sour patch kids

The dried semin residue left on a womans pubic hair after sex.

Denise had a tough time picking out the sour patch kids after that all night orgy.

by Mike Taylor 22 December 13, 2008

Cabbage Patch Porn

When a hippo penis wrinkles up at your grandparent's house due to the enemas wrinkling going on there and you are being video taped by thee elderly people through a window

hey grandma are you up for some cabbage patch porn making tonight?

by CabbagePatchLover69 July 11, 2010

cabbage patch snatch

a. when a girls junk smells and looks like an ancient cabbage patch doll.

"Dude, I love her cabbage patch snatch, it really turns me on."

by T. Clark Crawford June 14, 2005

trinidad mushroom patch

A penis from a male from Trinidad. That look like this because makes from Trinidad does not have any shaft. Just a penis head and ball sack

Hello sir, how's your Trinidad mushroom patch doing?

by Tf dawg July 12, 2017

eye patch sally

when you poke out a girls eye with your cock and shit in her mouth

man i gave her an eye patch sally and she smiley

by not sally October 20, 2004

Cabbage Patch Weed

Also called Popcorn weed, Cabbage Patch weed is a little more potent than Shwagg or Reggie. However, it can't compete with good strains, such as Strawberry Cough or Sour Diesel.

"I hate this Cabbage Patch Weed, dude! I need some real shit."

by NewPwnage September 12, 2013