friend 1: hey girl guess who i just linked with
friend 2: who
friend 1: d’ante parker!
friend 2: I was just with him last night wtf
“your acting like Dante”
“ I don’t cheat imma parker”
friend 2: who
friend 1: d’ante parker!
friend 2: I was just with him last night wtf
“your acting like Dante”
“ I don’t cheat imma parker”
by Tallheifer3 February 2, 2023
Get the D’ante Parkermug. dany is parker's biggest fan
by busbys January 2, 2021
Get the parker's biggest fanmug. i wanna give up.
im so tired, i dont wanna be around here.
i try my best to make people laugh
but it never goes right, im sorry for everything.
But im a bitch, i like hurting people. i fucking hate everyone i feel so annoying do people even like me anymore
What do they really have against me?
im so tired, i dont wanna be around here.
i try my best to make people laugh
but it never goes right, im sorry for everything.
But im a bitch, i like hurting people. i fucking hate everyone i feel so annoying do people even like me anymore
What do they really have against me?
by orcalover123 February 27, 2022
Get the parkermug. SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.
by SCP Handler December 29, 2023
Get the Sarah Cessica Parkermug. During anal sex between two men the giver finishes then pulls out and proceeds to “dock” onto the recipients penis head.
Bob was smashing my shithole last night and once he’d finished he grabbed my cock and latched on with an unexpected “Dirty Parker”.
by Killerjimbob March 17, 2023
Get the Dirty Parkermug. by Me?Amazing aww shucks May 7, 2017
Get the parker and desimug. He’s amazing and he’s everything you want in a guy but he will send you on a rollercoaster of emotions and in the end everything will work out:)
by luvCl0ver July 1, 2022
Get the Parkermug.