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pareesah

A Pareesah Is someone who you think is your friend, who you think You can trust, and who you think will always be there for you. but after she finds someone who she thinks is better than you, she will go right behind your back, and fucking stab! then she’ll go around spreading rumors about you lie about you, and make everyone turn their back against you. Never be friends with a Pareesah you will always regret it! she’s also a self-centered bitch.
UH-stop acting like an Pareesah!
by liberty middle school November 24, 2021
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Parent Exhaustion

When kids run you to the ground. To be tired after a day of parenting.
I’m tired due to Parent exhaustion. These kids be running me ragged
by Delano Sounds November 28, 2021
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Parental forensics

Digital forensics tools used on kids by their parents.
My daughter has tried to steal items from a store multiple times while at the supermarket after I left her on her iPad for a long time. Time to use parental forensics tools on her iPad to see what tiktok trend thing caused this.
by Gfshusbandforever December 18, 2021
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parent

My parent is a good person.
by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022
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Parenthood

One who influences spawn through immaturity and pessimisim.
John, influenced by the cynical duties of parenthood, reminded his son that people die every day.
by SuperHappyGuy February 19, 2022
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parentium

Da "base metal" element dat represents how children views their parents.
Well-behaved and frugal-minded youngsters may indeed have total respect for their mom and dad, and consider them to be their loyal/caring parentium; da problem arises when you introduce da somewhat-opposite-natured element "auntimony" into da mix, since said unwarranted generosity of funds tends to make said formerly-content-with-a-merely-modest-existence little ones greedy and always wanting more.
by QuacksO February 26, 2022
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Parental amnesia

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.
by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 7, 2022
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