palm zombie

Someone who is totally absorbed in the iPods, iPhones, or other hand held devices and walking about oblivious to the world.

I don't even try to guys who only look at their iPhones. They're palm zombies!

by eroticboy December 17, 2012

palm date

When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)

Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."

by The Dirtbag November 07, 2013

Palm Coast Patty Melt

A female from the Palm Coast whos vagina resembles that of a patty melt.

Yo i tried going down on this girl from fuegos but when I got her home she had that Palm Coast Patty Melt

by Dipskygadoos February 16, 2017

Palm sexy

Someone from Palm Springs that’s sexy

I met a girl in Palm Springs and she was Palm sexy

by Afttguibn April 10, 2024

Palm buddy

Someone who uses the same cum rag as you

Sebastian is Sam's Palm buddy!
They share toy trucks, tricycles, and their CUM RAGS!

by Just Go With It... June 23, 2009

Palm hearts

The fake food courtney made up to seem cool to her Madlad peers.

"Yo wtf courtney is making up fake things to go with her raw brussel sprouts and mustard again !! Palm hearts!!Lmao!!" -Fraz probably

by Liam"Dirty dog" Smeglar July 11, 2023

Olof Palme

Olof Palme was a Swedish Prime Minister. Until he was mysteriously murdered one cold February night in 1986. Olof Palme is one of Newmans greatest obsessions and he will never stop shitposting about him until he figures out who murdered him. Olof was also a Communist that pretended to be a socdem, don't listen to the deniers like Proletarian Raich, Grenjadog and El Gato.

Newman: So he is not a liberal, or a socdem. He must be a..
Cyridius: Oh ffs Newman
Newman: Olof Palme!

by Project Newman November 18, 2016