Soccer Mom (sex position)

While an older female is giving fellatio she is riding the trailer hitch on her SUV. She has all of the balls covered.

I had a wild night with that milf from the bar. We went out back and she totally started to Soccer Mom me. Soccer Mom (sex position)

by yourmom86 September 1, 2011

mortuary position

The most exciting and only sexual position that a women offers after children or the initial honeymoon period of a new relationship. Where once she screamed for more she know screams if you have the nerve to ask. Most importantly this variation of the missionary position 'comes' with the added pleasure of the feeling that her silence(unless you are told to hurry up) and motionless is horribly reminiscent of shagging a corpse or a first time religious teen that feels awkward

Mr Gideon - Come on babe, its been weeks

Miss D - For fucks sake, we have 3 kids and I want to watch council TV. Alright, if you are very quick. But no toys or fingers

Mr Gideon - Great..The mortuary position again

by Mr Gideon November 2, 2006

poison fists of the pacific rim

A sexual act involving Hawaiians and fists soaked with cobra venom. After soaking one's fists with the venom, the fists are then shoved violently into the assholes of Hawaiians, quickly paralyzing and killing them.

Those Hawaii chicks thought they were all that until I unleashed the poison fists of the pacific rim on them - now they're dead.

by Brandon "Sloe Gin" Quizmington May 2, 2008

posi gym shorts

boys basketball shorts worn by bros who go to hardcore shows.

"yo did you see those posi gym shorts the kid in the pit is wearing?"

by The Xs Are Silent June 10, 2008

Roast Chicken Position

A sexual position whereby a male lies on his back and pulls his legs back resembling a roast chicken. This position allows for greater access of the rectal region.

Hey bro my girlfriend ate my ass out last night whilst i was in the roast chicken position. It was great!

by Richie De Bauchery August 28, 2015

testosterone poisoning

The irrational rage a man goes into after being denied or not participating in sexual relations after regularly getting some.

(2 weeks with out sex)
guy: ahhhhh! she is such a bitch.
friend: what the hell are you talking about.
guy: she can't do anything right
friend: you are being unreasonable... wait, how long since you two did the bad stuff?
guy: iono two weeks
friend: oh... looks like you got testosterone poisoning dude.

by sdfjklasdfkj October 9, 2008

138 position

(n.) Four people all administering oral sex to eachother all at the same time (picture a square).

I'm writing a troll fan-fiction novel called "138 position." It's about 2 couples that need to spice up their marriages and decide to do so by having an orgy. The climax of the story happens when they all 69 together.

by usefulnuisance December 15, 2012