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Joe the Plumber

When a man "laying the pipe from behind" in the bathroom. the man intentionally thrusts into the girl extra hard causing her to hit her head on the sink.
Grant was hooking up with Shanda, when he got too rough and gave her a "Joe the Plumber", now her ears wont stop ringing.
by Heatha C. November 30, 2009
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plums

Make sure you don't hit the plums of your opponent in the ring.
by The Return of Light Joker January 29, 2010
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plumped

Fucked by a fat chick; frumped by a fatty or plumper. Being made into a plumper pumper against one's better judgment or even involuntarily. Getting fat bitched.
It was hog night and we went to each find a big fat fatty. We all said "hog hard or hog home" and told each other "happy hogging". John had second thoughts, but got drunk and ended up with a buffet slayer. He claimed that he had been fat bitched only because he got so drunk but we knew that he had not been plumped involuntarily. We knew that he enjoyed it and we told him that he was a hogger and a hippo farmer and a chunk fucker who enjoyed his tubby little war pig.
by PMax October 8, 2008
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Brown Plummer

The oppisite of a blowkin. It is when a man eats a woman out while she takes a shit.
"Hey man, last night I gave my girlfriend a brown plummer."

"Dude thats fucking sick."
by G-Murder1882 January 7, 2009
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plumpjack

A handjob from an obese woman, often occurring in a pancake house.
Select a lubricant or lotion from the menu, find your room, and await some delightfully flabby mitts. Time for some plumpjack!
by krry March 20, 2016
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Plumpftable

A plump or larger person who gives zero fucks about their weight.
Harley was plumpftable with her own weight.
by Biosbob January 24, 2017
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Plumgasm

A plumgasm is a reference to the male prostate orgasm. The male prostate gland is, like a plum and is stimulated with a finger or fingers, a sexual aid or is pounded directly during anal intercourse. A plumgasm is most often achieved while receiving oral sex and your partner fingers your bum hole hooking the finger nicely around the prostate.
Cindy gives average head of any girl that's ever had my cock but she's the only on that can give me a plumgasm.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
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