Krabby patty

Put hamburger meat in a girls ass then add ketchup, mustard, and relish. After that eat it out

I'm gonna krabby patty that chick

by Gabshab December 19, 2014

patty

A mom who doesn't give a fuck.

person 1. Hey do you think jt is going to have a party?

person 2. Yah dog, his mom is such a patty.

by Keystone Knight March 16, 2009

platypus

A couple where one of the two individuals is clearly out of the other person's league.

That girl is WAY too hot for that guy; I'm calling it, platypus.

by bdarr22 September 19, 2010

phatty

the epitome of all that is cool or great. the height of excellence.

"now THAT is phatty."
"that's one phatty llama you've got there."
"phatty."

by WorldChanger September 16, 2005

patty cake

While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.

Dude, that girl is just begging for us to play patty cake on her tonight.

by Bill January 21, 2006

pittsburgh platter

to take a shit on your partner after engaging in anal sex

After I railed my girl friend in her ass, I dropped a nice Pittsburgh Platter on her chest

by Hot dog Bunning April 23, 2005

Poon Puddle Patty

adj. A female that repeatedly creates puddles on her partners sheets while climaxing during intercourse. This sort of intolerable behavior can be temporarily resolved by executing a donkey punch or a swift but meaningful hair tug.

Thomas- Hey Glenn forgive me for doubting you, but i must say you were right, Gina is such a poon puddle patty
Glenn- Oh thats alright Thomas, i just hate to see you ruin your Space Ghoast Coast to Coast sheets like that.

by nigger nick December 19, 2005