Shart Patrol

The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.

I was late for my dinner date as I was on shart patrol after an earlier incident.

by Monty Burns July 23, 2023

canadian ski patrol

Awesome volunteers that wakes up at 5-6 am to go freeze their asses to save ours on a ski hill.

The Canadian Ski Patrol was so nice and saved my life !

by Canadian Ski Patrol April 14, 2014

The ol pedro special

Having to finish yourself off mid blowjob because your girlfriends jaw is hurting.

I had to give myself the ol pedro special last night because she got tired again

by Tescodog August 22, 2019

vote 4 pedro

If you vote for Pedro, all your wildest dreams will come true.

He's got a sweet bike, good at hooking up with chicks, and he's the only guy in school with a Mustache.

by Pedro Sanchez May 13, 2005

Jesus Patrol

A group of government agents who are in search for Jesus, with the aid of the sex detector gun.

The Jesus Patrol has yet to find the Jesus.

by Murderous Joe December 11, 2003

san pedro

"san pedro" (Trichocereus pachanoi) is a "dangerous" visionary drink. that's a famous cactus extract from mexico, peru, bolivia and ecuador. its used to shaman rituals to get relaxed.

san pedro gets me to find myself... ritual

by cheecheeng April 15, 2006

petrol

gasoline like what you get at the gas station

"I need to get some petrol first though, bro."

by SpencerMark May 30, 2006