pen

a usually around 6 inch long, sometimes thin and sometimes thick, kind of plastic pole that has an ink tube inside wich allows the user to write on paper. it is mostly used to torture kids by making them write and learn thing which are not needed in life for 12+ years. though, it can be used in fun ways. for example, spinning a pen casts some sort of magic that makes time go by faster, even if a little bit.

can you teach me how to spin my pen?

by pen spinner December 3, 2023

dip pen ink

squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.

performance on humans has shown mixed results

"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"

by shoetaster June 25, 2022

gravity pen

A trademarked brand of self balancing, gravity defying magnetic pens that look like magic. Usually written as "Gravitypen". Invented in 2001 by Terrence Saucier. Manufactured and sold by Gravitypen LLC.
Gravity pen is a spelling sometimes used by grifters, scammers, and competing companies trying to rip off the trademarked name.
However, "gravity pen" is also used along side "Gravitypen" by Gravitypen LLC to help with SEO and to make it easier to find online.

Calling your scam product gravity pen is a good way to get your pants sued off.

by Pen Enthusiast December 26, 2024

pen

i love stabing fellow humans with PEN

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by fartmakerPENPENPEN September 14, 2022

def pen

A Brooklyn-based online lifestyle for music, sports, fashion, movies, food, tech, travel, art, and everything Black culture.

Did you read that new Don C interview on Def Pen?

by BrooklynMade718 November 24, 2021

Bull Pen

The group of chicks in a dude’s phone he only calls for booty calls.

Like the baseball reference; where the pitchers hang out, waiting to be called into the game.

The bar is closing soon and I haven’t hooked up yet. I might have to call the Bull Pen tonight.

by Fore Right June 4, 2021

sub pen

A moist location in which to store your submarine

I’d like to park my sub in her sub pen

by FKNCVNT5 September 1, 2018