PAT "Beef" Devlin

The most liberal man alive today. Loves tofu and yoga. He went vegan for lent and may or may not be running from the law due to trespassing and zoning issues for the construction of his evil lair. He is a malicious man and loves a fight. If you see this guy run its on sight.

Hey man have you see PAT "Beef" Devlin lately
RUN he is dangerous.

by wjglwg May 7, 2023

The Pat Nield

when you take a girl home after a night out, you fail to engage in coitus but she still wets the bed

friend 1: how was that bird you brought back last night
friend 2: She did the pat nield all over my bed

by HAU6969 November 7, 2022

poo patted

To get beat up by punches

He should stop talking about her before he gets poo patted

by La_Guera707 November 17, 2019

postman patting

When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly

“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “

by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020

Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023

Happy pat

To pat a boner in a playful manner

Jessica gave her boyfriend juan a happy pat.

by Tomcathappypat March 5, 2023

Govemenji (pat)

A very cute person that deserves this whole world, smells great and always looks fabulous! GOVEMENJI >>>>

“FRACK YOU YOU SMELL!!”

Calm down ohri, be more like Govemenji (pat)

by Royumpy May 1, 2022