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Gay Panic

1:Do you watch the owl house?
2:Yea, but do you know who Amity is?
1: you mean the CEO of gay panic?
2: Y e s
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panic parkour

1) a phrase describing the adrenaline-fueled parkour champion-like moves no one, including you, ever knew you had, in an emergency situation. For instance:

Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT

2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
I don't like extreme sports or cross fit. However, show me a kid or animal in danger and my panic parkour moves will inspire awe.
by lotusoftheheart July 22, 2018
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Thinky Thinky Panic

Whenever you have Amnesia so bad you don’t remember what amnesia is called.
Bobby: You know what that memory-loss thing?
What's it called… Ambrosia?
Amnesty? Thinky Thinky Panic?
by Nomemesky October 27, 2023
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wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.
Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!
by QuacksO May 11, 2022
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Gay Panic

To send someone of the same sex into a panic over something you did.
Kai’s smile sent Hyu into a gay panic, leaving him flustered and blushing ;))
by dial555 March 27, 2021
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Hairy Panic

The feeling One gets when removing a new sexual partner's under garments for the first time to reveal an usually large amount of pubic hair.
I removed her knickers and a hairy panic immediately overwhelmed me!
by AJ Bucko September 8, 2016
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Panic

Pvtwork Tvb
What’s so panic? Fucken pvtwork
by WhatTheBrim November 25, 2021
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