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pussy pancake

aka twat waffle. Someone who is very annoying and thinks they are the shit, but clearly are a douche bag.
Patrick, you are the biggest pussy pancake, so stop bitching and come pick me up!
pussy pancake by Achey January 26, 2008
A pancake is a mix of flour, eggs, canola oil, and milk. These ingredients are beat together in a bowl. When there is no longer lumps in the mix, the mix is put on a griddle to be cooked. A pancake is usually served with syrup, but fruits are added to the mix sometimes to be cooked inside the pancakes.
oh, these pancakes r the shit. everytime i have 'em, they make me superhorny. i swear they crush up viagra and put it in the mix.
pancake by bobyjoel August 23, 2006

pancake breakfast 

When a friend comes to the aid of another friend, and in turn, the act of kindness is re-payed with various sexual acts... said acts are never spoken of as they awkwardly stare at each other the next morning over a (you guessed it) pankcake breakfast.
Hey man, thanks for fixing my car! I owe you a pancake breakfast if you're DTF.

Pancake abortion 

When you're making pancakes and you drip a small glob of mix on the griddle, but instead of making a baby pancake with it, you just wipe it off, thereby ruthlessly murdering what could have been a bite-sized treat or a whole meal for a small child in a third world country.
"Dude! You totally just had a pancake abortion! I would have adopted that if you didn't wanna eat it."
Pancake abortion by 13en Warner September 15, 2011

cooter pancake 

someone who is being a complete retard, or when a chicks twat folds are so fat they look like good old flap jacks.
if someone is being dumb.... why'd you cock block me you fuckin cooter pancake.

if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.
cooter pancake by k-dizzski October 12, 2006

water pancake 

Over a year ago, I threatened you out of anger over the death of a lost one. A death that you were not responsible for.

Today, I’ve returned to make things right. To end the cycle of violence. It’s what Steve would have wanted. I’m sorry and I love you Water Pancake.
water pancake by mynamajef May 3, 2018