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Law and Order

A Law and Order is when the man is getting a hand job and comes on his partners ear and his fathers expensive couch while his partner is preoccupied watching television.
Dude, how am I gonna cover up the law and order I pulled last night? My dad is gonna kill me!
by TrainerSpyro December 20, 2010
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The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet

Secret society founded in 1915. Known for practise of the arts, and dismal taste in clothes. The fez of the society came t being after its founder, Archduke Swigberry-Smythe II spent several years living in Arab countries, where this item of headwear s commonly seen. The society was last numbered as having 67 different fez. Each one is typically marked with the insignia of office within the order, and the Parakeet of Montague in the centre. For example, the head treasurer's fez is marked with a platypus sitting on a bar of gold. The fez of the founder Archduke Swigberry-Smythe was marked with a snake, a bubble pipe and a crown. His formal fez was also encrusted with precious and semi-precious stones, including a large Morrocan sapphire. (This fez and seversal other items of the Order can be seen in The Hall of Antiquities in The Order Museum, located in the former home of Swigberry-Smythe.)
by Thelonius Egbert Quagmire September 19, 2003
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reverse order

taking your morning poop AFTER you take your morning shower
"Man, I was so bummed I pulled a reverse order this morning. Now I'll have monkey butt all day!"
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Orderly

When comparing objects: An ambiguously large range of values spanning several orders of magnitude (e.g. powers of ten) between two objects. An "orderly" range has no upper-limits, yet starts with a difference large enough to change the number of direct interactions and interference.
Sand grains, bacteria and atoms are orderly smaller than human beings. Stars such as our sun are orderly brighter than candle light.
by cardiodynamics November 19, 2013
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point of order

"Point of order!" screamed the minority leader, frothing at the mouth.
by Octopod November 8, 2003
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Law And Order

Anything describing or pertaining to sex or sexual acts, defined by the theme song of the show Law and Order sounding strangely like porno music.

Also called LAO or the symbol of the stick figure jack off that we've all seen since middle school.
Kay: What did you do last night, Kris?
Kris: Oh, just hung out with my girlfriend, watched a little Law and Order.
by Katy B. November 25, 2006
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Order

Order is Jesus. Order is Twins with car and is one of Stars 8 children. She writes fanfics about sad men doing sad things like demon go possess. Order is a 5ievel apologist. Order is our beloved all hail.
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