Commander in chiefing a cig

When President Barack Obama lights up a cigarette.

President Obama is totally commander in chiefing a cig right now.

by Oliver Ralph March 14, 2010

chief brown water

what you call yourself when you have liquid poo.

Call me chief brown water because I just pissed out my ass in your bathroom.

by Sir Moist June 25, 2008

ye well chief

Are you okay? *in Irish.

*sheep giving birth* *person* “ ye well chief” *sheep* “baaah”

by Alldagorls July 3, 2018

The Chief Wiggum Diet

A lifestyle comprised primarily of donuts and alcohol, partaken in by those of an obese nature, not unlike the character Chief Wiggum from the popular TV series The Simpsons.

Hey girl, you pretty fat. You on The Chief Wiggum Diet?

by TheChadiestChad December 19, 2020

Mr. Chief Justice

A bald, senile man who enjoys casual sex with poodles

Mr. Chief Justice is making love to those poodles, oh god

by Bubbabobobbrain January 25, 2023

The Topeka Fire Chief

When one man, who likes to watch other men have sex with his wife, enjoys Ben & Jerry's ice cream while he watches.

Adam is a next level cuck. He likes the Topeka Fire Chief when he does it.

by thehovahslap May 29, 2023

Chief Head Officer

A woman (or more rarely a man) who finds him or herself near the top of the corporate ladder for no other reason than aptitude for performing and willingness to perform sexual favors.

Damn, that girl got the history department award, and is somehow president of the club the history teacher sponsors? She’ll make a fine Chief Head Officer someday.

by justlikemydearpapa July 28, 2021