Office Cock Waffle

A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.

Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!

by FlyingSquirrel2018 January 5, 2018

Officer Smooth Dick

First One Night Stand With An Individual Whose Location Is Too Good To Be True. Commonly Referred To A Neighbor.

“Officer Smooth Dick”

by ShadesOn May 29, 2018

office summer sweater

A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.

Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.

by von groovy May 11, 2019

officejelly

Being jealous over someone at the office for having something that functions as expected.

The officejelly got to her and so she replaced her broken stapler for the Swingline without her cube mate knowing about it.

by Head Office Space May 14, 2019

OfficerJax163

An absolute god, he owns one of the most epic US navy's on roblox, Prime Minister of Romania, badass.

guy wow that dude can command his naval fleet pretty epicly dude
guy 2 i know right! he must be an officerjax163

by OfficerJax163 November 10, 2020

Officer doofey

A person whose so stupid they believe their own lies and make up lies to verify first set of lies

Doofey told Tina he has royalties coming and is gonna buy her a car but it wld be 7-10 business days what a officer doofey!

by Ob1knoby December 12, 2020

@official_lalisa

The best Troll account on tiktok and the most unproblematic

Stan @official_lalisa for a better life

by Troll_president December 23, 2020