pressed oysters

The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.

"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"

"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."

by lexicon_t October 28, 2013

white oyster

The bad of cum you can find in a shower drain in a men's only shower.

Awe man!!! Carl left another White oyster in the Fucking shower again. He's such an douche!!

by Bibsy March 25, 2017

man oyster

Asshole

May I eat your man oyster?

by MarkoPolo April 11, 2017

soggy oyster

Having a middle aged woman put salt on her vagina and then having a old white man lick it off.

Man that chicks getting a soggy oyster tonight

by Knoxville1822 July 7, 2017

Tepid oyster

When a male inserts his scrotum into the anal cavity of his female partner prior to orgasm then slowly with drawls the testicles one at a time as the female achieves climax.

Much to Susan's chagrin when she saw Ben's ample scrotum she knew tonight's menu included anal play with a side of tepid oysters.

by Stubacca73 September 22, 2017

Anal Oyster

The act of shoving your balls into someone's anus

We didn't have any anal beads handy, so I put my balls into her anus and gave her an Anal Oyster

by The danger ranger December 20, 2017

Heckin Oyster lookin bitch

A guy or girl that has or resembles the smell and look of a oyster. Usually used as a joke Among friends.

Ya know what Jake. You are a heckin oyster lookin bitch.

by xX_Fortcraft_Xx June 4, 2018