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Noodle Pubes

When one is particularly noodle like in the pubic hair department.
Sarah: God, what am I going to do about these noodle pubes?
Emma: Gross.
by Fagtree August 7, 2010
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Loose noodle

Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight
by Dickmuncher96 June 20, 2018
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Raman Noodles

person 1: "Yo do you want Asain Food?"

person 2:"yaaaas"

Person 1:"Okay, I'll order it".

Person 2:"Why order it? When you got Raman Noodles?"
by your_boy_ray_ray January 17, 2017
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Biddy Noodling

(n.) the act of getting a chick and making her yours for a night/life

info: based on catfish noodling
Daniel: I'm bored.
Anthony: Let's go biddy noodling!
Daniel: How bout we go for those biddies over there!
Anthony: Yeah! Nicki and Anna are so hot!
Daniel: Get da bait ready! ;)
by PhoenixRising33 August 14, 2010
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Shark noodling

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
by MAG66 March 21, 2017
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Noodle Hoe

When a hoe has not washed her hair for a consecutive amount of days, and has become greasy, oily, and nasty stands of shiny, noodle-like hair.
Laquanda: OHHHH SHIT Tyrone! Dat bitch be having dat clumpy greasy noodles down to her ass ! Does she know what a shower is ?
Tyrone: Lanqunda, dat bitch over there is a Noodle Hoe !
by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty April 26, 2016
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Fluffy Noodle

The fluffy noodle squirmed out of my hand.
by Annabellemapel July 27, 2016
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